Comments on: The Elephant Remains! http://blog.jibjab.com/2011/07/14/the-elephant-remains/ Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:35:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: TexarkanaBaby http://blog.jibjab.com/2011/07/14/the-elephant-remains/#comment-4720 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:52:52 +0000 http://blog.jibjab.com/?p=10094#comment-4720 You wanna know how I’m holding up in the heat? Well, it’s been mighty dry here in Texas. How Dry, you ask??

A buddy out of Longview said he’d killed a mosquito that was carrying a
canteen.

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine ,they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryan , a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT’s Dry!

TexarkanaBaby :-)

]]> By: Linda McHenry http://blog.jibjab.com/2011/07/14/the-elephant-remains/#comment-4719 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:52:37 +0000 http://blog.jibjab.com/?p=10094#comment-4719 The only elephant in the room I’ve been paying attention to is Eric Cantor….and he’s about ready to get his “trunk” chopped off.

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