Recently, the plant in the kitchen hasn’t been doing so well. His brother, 6 feet away seemed to be thriving though. A mystery was afoot. Why was one plant leafy green, while the other wasted away? Then it hit us. Because our kitchen doesn’t have a sink. So our friend the kitchen plant was being fed a fantastic diet of left over beer, soda and coffee. Since this discovery, we’ve been much better to our potted pal, and he’s growing again. We’re sorry little guy, we didn’t mean to stunt your growth!


3 responses to “Our Poor Potted Plant”
one word…. “sun”
DO NOT let this poor plant SIT/STAND in water…they hate wet feet and will DIE
Also a little bit more light would help..
Keep the liquid aspertame or sucralose poison away..it kills lab rats… also will shut down upright organisms
look it up, diet soda: BAAAAADDDD
You guys drink a lot oh Diet Coke there don’t you!?