Our Poor Potted Plant

Recently, the plant in the kitchen hasn’t been doing so well.  His brother, 6 feet away seemed to be thriving though.  A mystery was afoot.  Why was one plant leafy green, while the other wasted away?  Then it hit us.  Because our kitchen doesn’t have a sink.  So our friend the kitchen plant was being fed a fantastic diet of left over beer, soda and coffee.  Since this discovery, we’ve been much better to our potted pal, and he’s growing again.  We’re sorry little guy, we didn’t mean to stunt your growth!

Plant vs. Plant


  1. wendy
    Posted March 31, 2009 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    one word…. “sun”

  2. birgit
    Posted April 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    DO NOT let this poor plant SIT/STAND in water…they hate wet feet and will DIE
    Also a little bit more light would help..

    Keep the liquid aspertame or sucralose poison away..it kills lab rats… also will shut down upright organisms

    look it up, diet soda: BAAAAADDDD

  3. Joel
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    You guys drink a lot oh Diet Coke there don’t you!?

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