Mom Rap – Lyrics!

You may remember last June we released a Dad Rap just in time for Father’s Day.  But we all know Dads aren’t the only ones who like to get down – Moms can spit rhymes too!  We’ve laid out the lyrics for you:

Spoken intro:

All right, settle down…settle down… ‘Cuz I said so, that’s why!

I’m the M-O-M, here to bust a rhyme out,
So listen up, yo, or I’ll put you in a time out!
I rule the roost, I’m commander in chief,
My to-do list’s longer than War & Peace.
I do it all, I’m a coach, I’m a nurse.
I got a whole damn drugstore in my mad Mom purse!
Cookin’ mac and cheese, like I’m the Top Chef,
Feedin’ hungry kids like I was UNICEF!
Rollin’ atcha soccer games, enthusiastic,
Rockin’ mom jeans, lookin’ hella fantastic!
Running mad errands, yo, all over the map.
I’ve changed some diapers, but take no crap!
So sit up straight!  Clean your plate!  No swearing!
Don’t roll your eyes!  Is that what you’re wearing?
You think you’re all bad?  Well, you best be good.
Better watch yo’ booty when Mom’s in da hood!


  1. Posted April 27, 2011 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    I love it and I totally love all of your jib jab stuff. Its my very favorite thing in the whole world right now at this time!!!!!!

    • Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:09 am | Permalink

      I love Jib Jab,but I can’t become a member because I don’t own a credit card. Is there any other way that I could make the payment for the yearly cost? Thank you, Dawn Mac Dermid

  2. Posted April 27, 2011 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    mommas day

  3. Rachel K Piccirillo
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    I just thought this was kinda Funny,Kinda Cute and Kinda True aboute alot of us Mom’z

  4. Richard Kelley
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    I haven’t had a Mom for a lot of years now, but this sure brings back a lot of memories. She never made to the “Rap” generation,but I know she would have loved this. THANX

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