In our newest eCard, Center of Attention, we learn that you deserve to be the center of attention if it’s your special day, without having to resort to demeaning methods. If someone does happen to steal your spotlight, never fear! We’ve provided a few other ways to become the center of attention.

1) Start a cool science experiment

2) Start screaming

3) Start your own dance party

4) If those fail, take a page from the cat’s handbook.

See? No need to whore yourself out to get the attention you deserve. Tell your birthday girl that she’s the Center of Attention!