Caption Contest!

We’ve been modifying action figures for an upcoming short and this ridiculous one needed a… reduction of sorts to be a little more family friendly.  Once we saw how creepy Devin looked with a mask on and the dremel tool, we had to throw some weird sunglasses on him to complete the look.  One thing lead to another, and soon the picture was getting passed around our e-mail as a caption contest.

  • It’s hard to see in this picture, but he’s also crying and mumbling the lyrics to the song “Barbie Girl”
  • No matter what type of kinky stuff you are in to, always wear a “glove”
  • Observe, the young Tuskon Raider at play
  • One of us! One of us!
  • Somewhere in Beverly Hills, suddenly Scarlett Johansson’s boobs started to hurt.
  • Most people would call this strange, weird or freaky.  Devin simply calls it “me time”.
  • Let’s see you cheat on Ken now!
  • It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the dremel tool again.

Think you can do better?  We’ll send a JibJab t-shirt to our favorite caption left in the comments here or on our Facebook fan page.  If you post here, just make sure to include your e-mail address.


EDIT: We have a winner!

“…and all the other boys laughed when i told them i’d be the one grinding on a hot girl today.”
-Shannon Beaumont

Congratulations, Shannon! You win a t-shirt!

Honorable mentions:

And so from this rough start comes the hit series “Nip & Tuck”.
Zepp a de do a, Zepp a de day my oh my I cut off her leg
-Loren Sherman
Darn! Someone has already gotten to its genitalia!
-Stephanie Moody
Drill baby, drill!
-Garret Seevers


  1. Posted April 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    Pedro works diligently to complete his training at the Guadalajara Institute of Plastic Surgery.

  2. audrey scruggs
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    “Once she is perfect – I shall breath life into her!”

  3. Posted April 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Omg, in spite of my spiffy protective gear, my farts still burn my eyes and nostrils and literally melted this dolls head off.

  4. Posted April 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    “Floss Much”

  5. Posted April 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    “You will be called Sandra. You will live with financially secure Johnny but you secretly love Virgil the wild one. You will be my favorite.”

  6. Karan
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

  7. Dave
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Arby’s… it’s “delicious.”

  8. Dave
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    (muffled singing) “when I think about you I touch myself…”

  9. Dave
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

  10. Terry
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Here we see Barbie getting the first phase of her sex change surgery. Tune in next week to see the addition of external plumbing.

  11. Vic Plese
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    “If I can’t have you, no one will…”

  12. Vic Plese
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 11:18 pm | Permalink


  13. Janis McDougall
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 6:04 am | Permalink

    Ah, a Perfect C!

  14. Suzi
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    My manicurist specializes in the newest and creative techniques!…”Only $10 dalla more”

  15. Terry
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    Got Milk?

  16. Gaelic Sookie
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    What! He is murdering a toy?

  17. Ginny Donnelly
    Posted April 11, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    “Barbie Girl is getting assistance “letting out all the love inside”

  18. SAL F.
    Posted April 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

    This picture would proceed to appear on every tabloid magazine in the country and Rick Astley’s reputation would be ruined.

  19. Captain
    Posted April 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    And so from this rough start comes the hit series “Nip & Tuck”.

One Trackback/Pingback

  1. […] Caption Contest 2! When we posted about Rock Band earlier this week, people started leaving captions on this picture as if it were a caption contest.  So now that they’ve started, why not take it all the way? This is Dan, JibJab’s community man and blogger extraordinaire, singing his heart out to either Linkin Park or Bon Jovi. The best caption here or on our Facebook page gets a free JibJab t-shirt in one week’s time!  Don’t forget to check out last week’s winner too! […]

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